Martin Freeman Ruined My Life

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.



burgrs:

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes


bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior


jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks


in-love-with-my-bed:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

the-fly-on-fire:

lesbianwarfare:

The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.

its really painfully true

Fuck I tried that and he said feminism is for everyone, not just women, but it was created in a time women needed it most so it was named for them and now I think I’m in love

treasure him.



xofrancie:

OH DEAR LORD.


wholocked-in-221-b:

flyawaypond:

Just do it

*eyes widen*

wholocked-in-221-b:

flyawaypond:

Just do it

*eyes widen*


shouldnt:

charizard:

yes

this would actually turn me on

shouldnt:

charizard:

yes

this would actually turn me on


mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog


desidere:

bellahugo:

ratchetmelancholy:

White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective. 

please let them know.

white privilege is your history being taught as a core class, and mine being banned because it would promote "the overthrow of the U.S. government, foster racial resentment, and advocate ethnic solidarity."


"The truth doesn’t hurt. The sudden realization of time spent as a victim of deception is what one experiences upon the unveiling of truth, the sudden shattering of mental and emotional security invested in such an illusion is where trauma arises. Demonizing honesty only conditions us into fearing the essential tool that is truth, while we should be celebrating the salvation it yields."  - Paul John Moscatello


official-azkaban:

comealongraggedypond:

i hate how they gave sirius prison tattoos in the movies like holy fuck all of the inmates are being kept sedated by dementor-induced depression who the fuck is giving people ink

Dammit dementor jerry is inking them up in the back cells again he has to stop doing this


kahviipapu:

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fun fact: None of these actors speak English as their first language.

Mads Mikkelsen - Danish

Caroline Dhavernas - French

Raúl Esparza - Spanish