Martin Freeman Ruined My Life

crackerjackwhite:

27 year old alex turner wrote an entire song about his piss-ass drunk self asking for consent at 3 in the morning and eventually getting denied and moving on and the best thing a 36 year old married man with a kid could come up with is a song that tells girls that the lines of consent are blurred and it doesn’t matter what you say or do, “i know you want it” and there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise now ain’t that some shit


hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe


plasticbagvevo:

clestroying:

i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it

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the evidence is literally right here


apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

gaypadfoot:

list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after

  • remus
  • cedric
  • hagrid
  • remus
  • fred
  • moody
  • neville
  • ted tonks
  • r e m u s f u c k i n g l u p i n
  • dobby
  • the giant squid
  • dean?? seamus?? roN??

list of dead people harry named his second kid after

  • the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
  • the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape)

#Potter logic


mareemallory:

i hope one day i can put the quote ‘some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thurst upon ‘em’ on my wall as a teacher and then read twelfth night at the end of the year and once we get to malvolio’s monologue i’ll just point to it and say, ‘that’s a dick joke. i’ve had a dick joke on my wall this whole year and you didn’t know. that’ll teach you about shakespeare.’


hannibites:

by sairobee


quadrants:

eridantier:

this ad scares me

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“If not, you soon will be.”


"Take a shower,
Wash away the bad thoughts,
Cleanse your body,
Put on some relaxing music,
Get in to bed,
Breathe."  - You’ll be okay (via whatsamistakeanyway)


urbancatfitters:

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y es;;; THE ONly GIRL!!!! cOn,grATUALTIO!NS yoU ARE the BE,ST GIRL!!!


cumberbuddy:

talalyla:

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Chatting to the Malaysia PM… As you do…

cumberbuddy:

talalyla:

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Chatting to the Malaysia PM… As you do…


reverseracism:

myintrovertedmind:

« The Real Africa : Fight The Stereotype » by Thiri Mariah Boucher

P.R.E.A.C.H.

I personally love this.


astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.


did-you-kno:

Source

did-you-kno:

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"Find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you cum."  - Unknown  (via housewifeswag)


(via ellies-psychedelic-breakfast, vintagegal)

(via ellies-psychedelic-breakfast, vintagegal)